I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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