Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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