Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think my moral compass just broke
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Randomize
