He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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