He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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