dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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