guys are not supposed to queef...right?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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