after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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