i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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