I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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