walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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