Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
