Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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