I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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