***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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