There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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