I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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