Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
dude i'm inner monologue high
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We have so much sex to catch up on
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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