You surviving the open bar?
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Me. At least after what I've been through.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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