He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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