I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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