shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Randomize
