I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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