all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
