I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
