True but thats because hes a fetus.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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