I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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