You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
even my farts smell like vagina
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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