Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
birth control should be required to get into college
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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