Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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