Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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