My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
What a dumb baby whore.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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