I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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