Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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