Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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