and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
