garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
