talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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