If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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