you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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