I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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