I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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