i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
