i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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