I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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