I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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