Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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