12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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