These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
did you just send me my own nude
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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