I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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