dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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