If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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