I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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