butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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