Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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