fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize